We will not be having the standard wedding list. We will be asking that if you want to make a donation towards a new sofa, new mattress or a new telly, then John Lewis gift vouchers or plain old cash in an envelope would be splendid. We will provide a receptacle on the day.
A new sofa to replace the beige and green tapestry effect one dunc bought for £50 off some bloke at work
A new mattress. We decided ours needed replacing after we found out it was older than Ellen!
A new telly. We don't have any real reasons for needing a new one, but hey it looks very cool doesn't it?